Hey! What's up? Today was pretty lousy, but it doesn't matter! There's always tomorrow! Anyway, I'd like to thank the new members of my fan club for joining! I hope you love it, and remember you can always count on me to answer your questions, and if you have any concerns or suggestions for the site, feel free to tell me! Bye!
Hi! As you probably know, I'm Alice! Well, actually I'm Mary Alice Brandon Hale Cullen, but I prefer Alice so people don't have to say all that stuff, because it's got to be a mouthful for you humans who have to talk all slow and stuff because your not vampires and all that crap. Anywho, you've got to know who I am, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this! Well, just in case you don't know, but who wouldn't, I'M A VAMPIRE! YAAAAY VAMPIRES! JASPER IS HOT! Sorry, sometimes I have spaz attacks....SHOPPIIIIIIIIING! SHOOOOOES! EEEEEP! SQUEEEEEEE! Again, sorry....I guess I'd better get off for today, before I have another spaz attack. Oh, and just so you know, I typed this all in, like, 5 seconds flat. Well, BYE!
